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Joke of the Day

"No, no, I didn't need to talk to a customer service representative, thanks. I just wanted to hear some terrible music."

"RICK AND MORTY SEASON 3 RELEASED! Just not in this dimension.."

"What the Mayans taught me The Mayans taught me that if you don't finish something, it's not really the end of the world."

"If there was an accepted currency worldwide, it would be Beer."

"What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds? Any kind you want, there's twenty of them."

"This thorn bush just stabbed my wife in her vagina. What a fucking prick."

"How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but it takes eight million years."

"Apparently there was a new episode of ""Biggest Loser"" on tonight... Indianapolis Colts edition."

"What do you call a pizza who's a DJ? DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm."

"Knock knock... Who's there? The pilot, let me in."