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Joke of the Day

"My friend asked me if i had ever gotten and given oral sex at the same time and i said yes Little does he know i can suck my own dick"

"Do you know who cries the most during the end of Titanic? Metal fans."

"How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them."

"Sometimes it's funny being LGBT because, in that case, OP is ALWAYS a faggot!"

"me: [raises hand] my date: again, that's not necessary"

"A new ISIS cell has been discovered in Italy They will be called Italian ices"

"Why are so many Italians named Tony? Because on the boat over to America their shirts said To N.Y."

"Why do Native Americans wear jock straps? TOTEM POLE"

"Been flirting with this hot chick in this bar for almost a hour now. It's only a matter of time now till nothing sexual happens whatsoever."

"Q: How do you fix a broken pizza? A: Use tomato paste."