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Joke of the Day
"Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes? Because he's the Blade Runner."
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"I don't get why I'm supposed to like someone who's different in the streets and in the sheets sounds duplicitous just be a freak everywhere."
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"Joke of the Day [Saw this on Monsters Inc when watching it today](http://i.imgur.com/32l1PsS.jpg)"
"A friend and I were playing chess, and we wanted to make things interesting. So we stopped playing chess."
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"What do you call a faucet that won't give water to gay people? A sbigot."