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Joke of the Day

"I saw a black guy running from my home with a television I think to myself "" Isn't that mine ?"" Then i realized "" Nope, mine is at home picking cottons """

"What do pirates call fat whores? LAND HO!"

"Are curses real? of course the f*cking are... (thanks dad)"

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming"

"How do Canadians say Milky Way? Milky Eh.... Get it?"

"Wanna heare a joke about potassium? K"

"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decalfinated"

"Her: Why did you cancel your gym membership? Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with"

"It must be tough to live in Europe. There's neither land nor way.."

"A pirate with a steering wheel on his crotch walks into a bar The bartender says, ""You know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"" And the pirate replies, ""Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"""