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Joke of the Day
"How do Canadians say Milky Way? Milky Eh.... Get it?"
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"If an idle mind is devil's workshop, what is its kitchen and toilet?"
"Nobody should regret anything that made them smile."
"Sometimes my dog looks super fucking delicious. #AsianPeopleProblems"
"Job hunting tip: Leave the facial piercings at home. Hard to get hired when you look like you fell down a flight of stairs with a tackle box"
"What's the hardest part of skydiving? The ground!"
"*sticks switchblade into bag of NES cartridges, licks tip of knife, nods to boss* It's good."
"What's the difference between Marcus Mariota and Floyd Mayweather? Best Duck Ever."
"For today. * Knock knock. * Who's there? * 9/11. * 9/11 who? * [You said you wouldn't forget](/spoiler)"
"Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept."