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Joke of the Day
"What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open? Tennish"
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"Kid says ""mommy how come I'm black and your white? Mom says ""listen the way I remember that party you're lucky you don't bark"""
"I would totally get into a stranger's windowless van if they took me away from my family for an hour."
"Well... cats clean themselves... and we *are* out of toilet paper..."
"Why did the zombie get a gym membership? Gaaaainsss"
"My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him"
"Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny? Because they are always losing pounds."
"What do you call a woman who can balance 5 pints of lager on each arm? Beatrix"
"Did you hear about the guy that made the highest grades in his graduating class? He was on a roll!"
"What did Hillary say when she bumped into Barack Obama at the White House? Pardon me."