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Joke of the Day
"What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open? Tennish"
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"Telling someone ""You are not alone"" can be either extremely comforting or absolutely creepy depending on the context."
"Why did the blonde have square boobs? Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box"
"Today is July 4th. Do you know what that means for tonight? That tonight it'll eventually be 12:00am turning to July 5th."
"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. "
"Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too."
"What does Donald Trump call a hundred dollar bill? Trump change"
"I took the airline to court over my missing luggage. I lost my case!"
"My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone."
"My in-laws are visiting... This is their homicide note."