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Joke of the Day

"There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who require closure..."

"What's the cutest part of a house? The awning. I know, I'm sorry."

"Intentionally or not, gays are the only people fighting overpopulation and it's time for everyone else to join the fight. But first..."

"What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions? A Navajo."

"I'm thinking about getting a dog from Asia. Instead of eating your homework, they actually do it for you."

"What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink? Cosmos."

"The worst part of being an astronaut would be eventually having to come back to Earth and deal with other people."

"What's the difference between Sara Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina."

"There once was a chef who made gravy that was so good people couldn't stand up after tasting it... ...they fell for his roux."

"What if god made periods to remind us to have anal sex at least once a month?"