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Joke of the Day

"Dark Humour - Baby in Blender Q : When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ? A : So that you can see the expression on the face........."

"Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears."

"If my ""check engine"" light would check my wallet, it would know there's nothing I can do about it."

"God: I made a rainbow! Devil: I'm making all the fire alarm batteries die in the middle of the night."

"What do you call an Internet mystery? An e-nigma."

"Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?"

"Sex is a misdemeanor.. De more I miss, de meanor I get."

"What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level"

"Whats worst than a super long joke? A short one with no punchline"

"Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms."