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Joke of the Day

"Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !"

"Why do Jews stay home during the summer? They don't like going to camps."

"When you get a bladder infection urine trouble."

"New Slogan for the Pro Choice Organization Cut out the middle man. Literally."

"I was wondering why I wasn't picking up any chicks recently, but then I realized my Monster energy sticker fell off my car"

"Whats the leading cause of pedophilia? sexy kids"

"I don't know why my Dad named me Hockey. He never calls me that, he just says ""Hey sport"""

"My girlfriend just told me to get rid of my boner... I couldn't because it's hard."

"Did you hear the joke about the alarm? No? It doesn't ring a bell?"

"If you are going to use a boat to escape make sure its in water not in water town!"