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Joke of the Day

"I recently saw a video of a lady in a burkha do the ice bucket challege. She accidentally water boarded herself."

"Why do people get divorced in the holiday season? Because they Marry Christmas!"

"I'm so tired, I just typed a tweet into my GPS. It responded with directions to my day job."

"What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch."

"im tired of chasing my dreams So I'll just get their number and catch up with them later"

"Cop: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: SCARLETT JOHANSSON"

"A baby seal walks into a club... and is escorted outside due to being underage. (Sorry if this is a repost, I've never seen this joke here before.)"

"A Mexican magician says he can disappear on the count of three. ""Uno.... Dos...."" and poof, he disappeared without a tres."

"Did you know that Helen Keller lived in a huge mansion? Neither did she"

"""I find it funny when my husband brags about how big his penis is.... .....Mine was way bigger"""