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Joke of the Day

"What if Obama keeps the nuclear codes in a folder on his desktop called ""Missile-aneous""? That'd be cute."

"when a cop pulls me over i tell him i'm a nihilist and i don't believe in tickets or laws or authority. i do however now believe in tazers."

"I met a girl named Nirvana yesterday... I asked her ""Did your parents give you than name while you were still In Utero?"". She was like ""What?"".. I just shook my head and said ""Nevermind...""."

"I don't understand all the excitement over Usain Bolt I finish in under ten seconds all the time."

"Wordpress Is Shutting Down? http://www.everydayfails.com/articles/wordpress-is-shutting-down/"

"The chinese dierector A chinese movie crew was preparing for a movie. The dierector was Phill Ming"

"Friend- ""God you eat so much. How do you do it?"" Me- ""It's easy, I just gain weight."""

"Why don't chicken coops have Four doors? because then they would be Chicken sedans"

"I had to pay for a satellite dish But the salesman said it was on the house."

"My school principal is also a mechanic When I asked him about my shaky car, he said it was grounds for suspension."