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Joke of the Day

"I'm in a serious relationship with my WIFI... You might say we have a connection."

"Why do feminists make bad mass shooters? Because they always give a trigger warning."

"What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name? Bae-thoven. I'll^see^myself^out."

"I never make mistakes... I thought I did once; but I was wrong."

"I dropped my iPhone under the bed once so I get it, moms that lift cars off their babies, I get it."

"Daniel Day-Lewis sent over 20 million emails to prepare for his role as LinkedIn"

"My friends think I'm racist for wanting Hitler to have finished what he started... Is it really that bad that I like his art?"

"It's just a game but... last night Tom Brady was sacked more than milk and bread at the grocery store before a snow day"

"As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!"

"I told my parents to put their Euros in my UK bank account, just in case. It didn't work."