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Joke of the Day

"KFC CD Our local KFC was giving away CDs today, 'the Best of KFC'. Wasn't expecting much but it's finger clicking good!"

"[interview] So your resume says you used to be in the theater yes that is correct What made you leave it? well, the movie ended so"

"Truthfully officer, I wouldn't have pulled over, if I known all you were gonna do is complain about my driving.."

"[priest bends over my coffin seductively revealing a thong to the entire funeral]"

"My doctor asked if I drink to excess. I told him I'll drink to anything."

"A Scottish man released a love song for his wife It's called for the sheep"

"What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime."

"What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age? Sum-Young Ho"

"I kid you not. -Condom wearers"

"CIA finally succeeded in killing Fidel Castro Using the innovative 'Old age' technique"