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Joke of the Day
"Girlfriend said ""I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late.. ..April fools!"""
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"Q: Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? A: He wanted to go bear foot."
"Does heavy lifting make you dumb? Yes Cause counting to 10 has never been this hard before"
"What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra? Take ze bra off."
"I was quite an upbeat child, I used to think CCTV was a very, very positive Spanish television channel"
"why is Charmin trying to get us comfortable with bears? HELLO THEY EAT PEOPLE"
"Joke... What did you expect? A man asks his wife: Why don't you get upset when I yell at you? Wife: I clean the toilet. Man: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush. :-)"
"We could completely eliminate car thefts by making every car alarm sound like Hillary Clinton's laugh."
"I never feel guilty about eating baby carrots because it's not like adult carrots are doing anything great with their lives."
"What is the definision of mixed feelings? When your wife says that you have the largest in your street."