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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!"

"I might be overreacting, but being forced to scroll past other countries in a drop down menu makes me want to start a world war."

"What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas? Your bicycle."

"Authorized, Bona Fide, Established... those are some Legit synonyms."

"Why is russian roulette bad for parties? It kills the mood ."

"I accidental typed sinroof instead of sunroof and I may have just invented the greatest thing ever."

"What was Helen Keller's dog's name? Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!"

"If anyone advises you how much lettuce to put on your burger, stop them right there. That's just the tip of the iceberg."

"Black kids play NBA 2K... and then go to the basketball court to be like their favorite player. White kids play Call of Duty, then go to school to get the highest kill streak possible."

"Every day Sunny Leone creates history... Then we have to go to Settings and delete that History."