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Joke of the Day
"What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas? Your bicycle."
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"Jesus is a deadbeat dad Said he'd be coming back soon 2000 years ago and we're still waiting."
"A man calls in to work sick on a Friday His boss asks him, ""Why what's wrong with you?"" He replies, ""its my eyes boss... I just can't see my ass coming in to work today."""
"Why did the skeleton's dick float? because he had a hollow weenie."
"What do you call the famous astronomer whose observations were the foundation of Kelper's great works. Typo Brahe."
"It's really only a matter of time before Lady Gaga gets Justin Beiber pregnant."
"TIL: Amy Winehouse spent the last moment of her life watching her own video clips on Youtube before her death. She must have read the comments."
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""BREATHE DAMMIT!!"""
"The best way to tell someone you don't like them is to text them 370HSSV 0773H and tell them to read it upside down."
"Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers fight for nicest person ever. Who wins? They both share the trophy"