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Joke of the Day

"Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realised I'd hit rock bottom."

"*Closes app. Immediately reopens the same app*"

"He already ruined your mascara, don't let him ruin your night."

"I'm special. My school told me so."

"Racist joke What's the difference between a cupcake and a Jewish person? A cupcake doesn't burn othe oven"

"In general my philosophy is do whatever you want if it doesn't hurt people and it's not two spaces after a period."

"What did the fish say when it bumped its head? Dam."

"A lot of women can turn into good drivers. Now that being transgender isn't taboo."

"What are the similarities between hiring a prostitute and bungee jumping? It's both expensive, short and when the rubber snaps you're fucked."

"Did you hear about the two horses? They were in a stable relationship... ...but one of them had an extra mareital affair."