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Joke of the Day
"Why was the robot cold? He was missing his winter gear"
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"The best part of Hey Jude is when The Beatles realise the lyrics are terrible and think 5 minutes of na-na-na will distract us, and it does."
"Here is a really bad joke feminism"
"The Legend of Zelda Joke Do you know why Ganon can't use the internet? There's too many Links."
"I told my daughter we might be getting a blizzard and she asked for one with Reese's pieces"
"Some people knocked on my door & asked for a small donation. for building a local swimming pool. I gave them a glass of water."
"What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas? Cancer."
"I read a metalworking book on how to attach two pieces of sheet metal together. The story was riveting."
"I touch myself when I think of you Oh! Wait It's not what you're thinking, I mean I'm mostly scratching my head wondering what I saw in you."
"What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle? Wipe it off and say you're sorry."