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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the two testes be friends? Because of the vas deferens."

"Yo mammas so fat When she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck in between"

"the safeword is burrito"

"What do nosey peppers do? They get Jalapeno business!"

"What do we want? Race-car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

"I feel like auto-correct should know by now that I'd never ask anyone to ""jazz"" all over my face."

"I'm naming my new exercise regime 'Brexit'. It's the quickest way to lose pounds."

"Some souls are consumed with what grows in the garden of others and then wonder, why their own does not flourish."

"What did the mom say when she found out her son took an unexpected trip north? I don't like your latitude!"

"If an athlete gets athlete's foot what does an astronaut get? Missile toe."