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Joke of the Day
"For the next two days you can call me Edward... I'll be snowed in"
Next Joke
"Ever wonder where people got their surnames from? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher might have been a butcher. ...then there's Mr. Dickinson."
"Gloria Gaynor's ghost I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified."
"So a rhino walks into a bar... and several patrons pay their tabs and leave because they see the danger in this situation."
"Some guy just stole my wallet. He's now the poorest man in town."
"I finally watched Bokeback Mountain... I learned that when two cowboys go up into the mountains, the sheep have nothing to worry about!"
"I'd like to thank my student loans I don't think i can ever repay them for getting me through college"
"I'm giving up spellcheck for Lant"
"Guys, I'm officially having sex tonight so please don't disturb me between 9.30 and 9.31"
"what do you get when you eat all of the potatoes? *chuckle* they're all gone!"