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Joke of the Day

"Man sticks finger into electrical socket... What happens next will shock you."

"Why did Mickey leave Minnie? Because she was fucking goofy."

"Apparently, if you Google ""boss"" and ""chloroform"" from your work computer, it sets off an alarm somewhere."

"What's a bulimiac's favourite porno? Deep throat"

"Why can black women twerk so well? They learned from their father how to bounce."

"I would post a Casey Anthony joke... But my mom would kill me."

"What do you call a musician Trump supporter? A Trump-et"

"Hey guys I know a really good Knock-Knock Joke but you have to start it."

"I was pretty nervous doing stand-up in front of a bunch of nudists but then I imagined the crowd in their underwear and it helped so much."

"If Trump wins the election.... I hope he leaves us for a younger, more attractive Eastern European Country after a year or two."