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Joke of the Day
"What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom? No sound at all, the D is silent"
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"What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus"
"It was a classic Cinderella story: I walked into strangers' houses and made women try on a shoe I found"
"What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?[OC] (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello... From the other side"
"911: What's your emergency? ""I put the Ford in affordable housing."" 911: Are you flirting? ""No I crashed into some apartments. SEND HELP"""
"How do you spell moron? M O R M O N"
"A Canadian walks into a bar A metal bar. BANG! ""Sorry!"" says the Canadian."
"[feeding baby Malaysian food] ""Here comes the plane"" *makes plane noises* *spoon just disappears*"
"What did the pedophile from Ireland say? Irish I was a little boy."