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Joke of the Day

"Why did the snowman smile? He heard that the snow-blower was in town."

"I didn't have a condom last night, so I used a sock... She wouldn't stop complaining about cotton mouth."

"You are not a Cheeta if you do it in the Hyena. You are not a Cheeta if you do it in the Hyena."

"My roommate is such a hypocrite when it comes to sharing. Apparently it's okay for him to finish my leftover pizza, but it's not okay for me to finish in his girlfriend."

"You can eat all the Curry you want... Freddie is eating more Curry! Sorry"

"Going to get a facial today... this guy on Craigslist is offering a way lower price than the salon!"

"My friend told me the onion is the only food that makes you cry. I disagreed and threw a coconut at his face."

"Boss: Where's the progress report I asked u for Me: I haven't made any progress that's my report What I imagine it'd be like if I had a job"

"Do you want to join the ""P"" club? Congratulations, ur-ine!"

"Spoiler Alert: There will be a minimum of 4 ""Gangnam Styles"" at every party this Halloween."