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Joke of the Day

"Why did the snowman smile? He heard that the snow-blower was in town."

"Have you ever eaten at that Ethiopian restraunt? There portions are like..nothing."

"If I owned my own strip club, I'd probably name it 'The Museum' 'Cause, you know, no touching. If 'The Museum' worked out, I might open another one and call it ""Blue Balls."" Pretty self explanatory."

"What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf? Little."

"Top 3 invisible things: 1) 2) 3)"

"Did you hear about the amazing new prosthetic device for paraplegics? It's called a Vegetable Stand."

"Two beans on the east coast of Australia Ended up in Cairns."

"I'm at the doctor's office & they don't know why I have this rash on my balls. Guess I'll wait for the Dr, these other patients are clueless."

"Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use the wrong grammar?"

"[meeting zac efron at a book signing six years after my wife said she thought he was handsome] well hello there mister home wrecker"