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Joke of the Day
"I used to make jokes about people with butter fingers; stopped 'cause they couldn't handle it."
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"Donald Trump will run for President ... When the Cubs win World Series."
"Have you heard about Bruce Willis' new movie in which he has to infiltrate a Nunnery? ""Bad Habits Die Hard."""
"I don't see the point of being a godmother if the kid refuses to kiss my ring. I mean, what the hell?"
"If a mad scientist ever clones me, throw a cube of cheese in the air. The faster one is me."
"The first rule of denial club is I can stop anytime I want."
"Some people think that killing animals with helium is wrong... I don't judge... Whatever floats your goat."
"You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions."
"Customer: Waiter I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together."
"I knew a guy who bowled a three hundred and one How do you bowl a 301? Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost?"