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Joke of the Day

"An architect is inspecting a bridge... When an Asian man behind to cross it. The architect says: ""The bridge seems to have a slope, yeah?"""

"If the majority of twitter's trending topics are any indication of the state of humanity thus far, we clearly need an asteroid intervention."

"I'm 87 but have the body of a 25-year-old supermodel But it takes up too much room in my freezer, any suggestions?"

"In a recent interview, Heather Mills was asked why she thought Paul McCartney was still famous. She said she was stumped."

"it's true My wife says not everybody pees in the shower. I need yall's help proving her wrong. Rate: Pees in shower and proud of it! Comment: Uh, no! What is wrong with you?!"

"I bet aliens would visit us more if Will Smith didn't punch them in the head as soon as they got here."

"How come does Luke Skywalker does not have a girlfriend? He was looking for love in Alderaan places"

"I grew a beard thinking it would say ""Distinguished Gentleman."" Instead, turns out it says, ""Senior Discount, Please!"""

"What has two asses and can kill you? An assassin"

"Some apples don't fall far from the tree, BUT other apples catch a good roll and keep rolling...and rolling...and rolling.."