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Joke of the Day

"What is smarter? What is smarter, longitude or latitude?...Longitude, because it has 360 degrees."

"I used to be a taxi driver. Do you know why I gave it up? I didn't like people talking behind my back!"

"Today is International Women's Day. It was actually supposed to be held yesterday but they took too long to get ready."

"Baby, are you today's date? Because you're 11/10."

"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in front of you in the checkout line and pay for a single tomato with a personal check."

"Liam Neeson's wife asks him to do some household chores Taken: Out the Garbage"

"Why do black guys have red eyes after sex? Pepper Spray."

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breathe damn it, breathe!"""

"Women really can't take a rape joke lately You really have to force it against their will."

"I just don't understand how moats ever went out of style."