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Joke of the Day
"Women really can't take a rape joke lately You really have to force it against their will."
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"Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory? He didn't like being spoken to in that voice"
"I love Christmas lights! ... they remind me of politicians. They all hang together, half the buggers don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright!"
"Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well? Her coach was a pumpkin"
"churches should have punch cards and if you go ten times you get a free sandwich"
"What starts with P and ends with orn? ;) Popcorn."
"How do you stop clowns from attacking you? Go for the juggler"
"Sluts should be called ""Humpty Dumpty"" because first they get humped then they get dumped."
"Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them."
"[at my funeral] So young, how did he die? He ran into oncoming traffic after walking past a group of adults saying the word ""bae"""