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Joke of the Day
"Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
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"The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called... To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo..."
"And The Bro saith unto them, Follow me to the club, and I will make you fishers of women. Bromans 4:19"
"What is the worlds friendliest aircraft? A hellocopter!"
"I hate East German Cars I mean, the Trabant was a load of old pants."
"I was reading in the paper... And I saw this article about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. I thought to myself, ""How could anyone stoop so low?"""
"What is a phobia of chainsaws called? Common sense."
"What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !"
"What seemed to be the parrots problem? Prolly wanted a cracker!"
"I wish todays youth had to endure the humiliation of having your dad pick up the landline phone and start dialing while you're talking on it"