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Joke of the Day

"Apparently I've switched to a mobile carrier named ""Searching..."""

"After having Chinese food, my cookie was missing the piece of paper on the inside! It was unfortunate."

"July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not."

"Dubai knows how to end the year with a BANG! I'm talking about the fireworks display guys."

"What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself? Clearly not this one!"

"I got caught in police speed trap yesterday. The officer walked up to my car and said ""I've been waiting all day for you "" Well I said. I got here as fast as I could."

"What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk? He began to feel Merry."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with."

"It's a shame what happened to the Dolphins's parents...... I can't imagine being an Orfin"

"Three Legged Dog A three legged dog walks into a bar in the Old West and says, ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..."""