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Joke of the Day

"Knock Know 9/11 Knock Knock. Who's There? 9/11. 9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget."

"My sister graduated from college over a year ago and is still unemployed... I found her sobbing on the couch so I asked, ""having an existential cry, sis?"""

"Neil deGrasse Tyson will no longer be hosting NOVA. Looks like they had to cut deGrasse."

"It's really hard being a good mother in this day and age. Especially when you're a college aged male with no kids."

"What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland? You get a sun *Bern.*"

"My neighbors hurt some bystanders by illegally setting off fireworks. If only there had been a good guy with fireworks around to stop them"

"Knock knock! Who's there? It's me."

"What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !"

"What song title defines a redditor's love life? ""Left Hand Free"" By alt-J"

"Birds sure seem pretty stupid until you see pigeon shit on a Hummer."