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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."
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"What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with? Ctrl+P"
"If Indiana Jones was a new-born Christian what would he change his job title to? Arkeologist."
"Today I was stabbed by a comedian You could say he had me in stitches."
"TIFU by Playing a joke on every redditor who clicked on this thread"
"A polite German who never showers walks into a cathouse... ...and does his buisness. All the women then commented on how he had quite a ""gru dich."""
"The hardest part about being a photographer is deciding which half of my picture to ruin with my giant ugly company watermark."
"It's impossible for a woman to say I'm not overreacting' without screaming."
"""Owen, you must hide this baby from Anakin Skywalker at all costs."" ""Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?"" ""That's cool."""
"The joke's on you officer. That breathalyzer won't tell you how much cocaine I've snorted tonight."