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Joke of the Day

"*Dad enters room dressed as Han Solo* ""May divorce be with you"" ""What?"" ""Your mother and I are getting a divorce. I figured I'd make it fun"""

"What is the best way to lose money? A: Lend it to Greece."

"Tourettes What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? Cunt!"

"What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle? Life"

"Thanksgiving is probably the only day that there are more searches for ""stuffing"" on Google than on PornHub."

"I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849."

"What's the difference between an American and a British prostitute?... ...one pounds for work the other works for pounds"

"*gains winter weight for ""insulation"" *is now fat and cold"

"I need your cheesiest jokes (please) I've had a really awful day and frankly need cheering up. I want to hear your worst, corniest jokes to make me smile."

"What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo"