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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of fish has two knees? A: A tunee fish."
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"Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church? Because they sing hymns, not hers."
"How do cats park their cars? They *purr*allel park"
"The bra my boyfriend gave me is really uncomfortable. Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest."
"If watermelon exist why doesn't earthmelon,firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons."
"What do you call a tall black person? A negro."
"If I had a penny for every Trump joke being made right now I would have a small loan of a million dollars"
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Without a penis."
"Do not email me when my bill is ready, email me when someone has paid it, thank u."
"You cannot play with me unless you blow me. -Balloon"