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Joke of the Day
"How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard"
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"Me: I HAD A VISION! I was a GARDEN GNOME & I was ridding a FLAMINGO & the FAIRIES sprinkled cocaine on me & I FLIED!! My Therapist: ....."
"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Cause sheeran"
"Two men just got away with the largest Viagra heist in history. Police say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals."
"Why was the father centipede annoyed? Because all of his children needed new shoes."
"what do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery person have in common? They have to smell it, but they can't taste it."
"Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office? Because it was a mail dominated industry"
"[coworker starts talking to me at my cubicle] Welp, nice chatting. This is my stop. [puts in earbuds]"
"Some say my wife looks like Mel B. Unfortunately, the B stands for Brooks."
"why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? because everybody that can run, swim or jump in in the united states..."