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Joke of the Day
"How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard"
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"Saturday usually #followfriday"
"An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. ""Well sir"" replied the villager ""we ain't got one now. He died last week."""
"Did you hear about the proctologists collectible Corvettes? He wrecked em'."
"It must be really hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest because I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet."
"Where does Noah keep his bees? In the Ark Hives"
"Mozart got sick and tired and decided to slaughter all his chickens. They wouldn't stop going Bach bach bach."
"A loving couple just bought a new house The man says ""We really need a basement."" The wife replies ""Oh come on, as if the size of your sex organ wasn't enough for you already."""
"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she kept throwing out all the Ws."
"Poe, is your baby hungry? Poe: Nah, BB-8."