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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Polish bank robber? Tied up the safe and blew the guard."

"Shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet"

"I like my beef how I like my misbehaving teenagers... Grounded."

"I often use ""unnecessary"" quotation marks."

"It would be awesome to have friends as committed to keeping in touch as much as bill collectors are."

"Q: Does a roller coaster like its work? A: It has its ups and downs."

"Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution."

"Friend: ""I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. He acts like a savage."" Me: ""Fred or Ben?"""

"TIL why windows skipped a number going from Windows 8.1 to Windows 10 Because 7 8 9"

"Did you hear about the guy who drunk brake fluid everyday? He's ok he can stop whenever he wants."