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Joke of the Day

"What is Kim Jong Un's favourite food? Yellowcake."

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniac [Wat](http://m.imgur.com/mSC9hv0)"

"Knowing is half the battle. The other half is choosing the right pokemon."

"If I was a villain, I would follow superheroes to their normal human interviews for jobs & note what they answer as their biggest weaknesses"

"Trump is not going to be president of the USA for long He will leave the country for a younger and more beautiful one."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-dum psshh!"

"You had a panic attack on the elevator, so no, you can't go with me to buy drugs"

"Monday I start my new job at PepsiCo. They told me I need to show up with nothing but a Can O' Dew attitude."

"Pilot: Hi folks, I thought it'd be nice to speak to you out here instead of over the intercom. Unrelated, is anyone on board a locksmith?"

"If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore..."