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Joke of the Day

"Pac Man is my favourite video game about my life. It keeps getting harder and I can't stop eating everything in sight."

"Why are setups to jokes so important? because seven ate nine."

"Somebody finally wrote a book about clock fetishes It's about fucking time."

"F*&%. I keep forgetting the Titans"

"Two chemist walks into a bar The first chemist says ""A glass of H2O"" The second says ""A glass of H2O, too"" The second chemist died soon after."

"I put a beaker of sodium hydroxide on a biography. It was base on a true story."

"If you don't like your son, grab a football and tell him to go long. Never throw it. He's gone now."

"My life is a constant struggle between wanting people to text me and never wanting to reply to texts."

"I thought removing a snail's shell would make it faster... Turns out, it only makes it more sluggish."

"Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common? Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead."