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Joke of the Day
"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk."
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"What did a young Pink Panther sing when he was playing with his magnifying glass in the back yard? Dead ant; dead ant; dead ant dead ant dead ant..."
"""Fight Fire with Fire!"" - motto of my town's least successful volunteer fire company"
"WIFE: I love you NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: Actually it's just emotional comfort after years of being toget- WIFE: *packing* I'll be at my mothers"
"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family."
"Just updated my resume. Changed 'ambitious' to 'am-no-longer-bitious'."
"Why did the competitive deep-sea diver lose the big competition? He couldn't handle the pressure."
"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An astronaut"
"If four out of five people suffer from radiation poisoning... Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?"
"They're having a Jamaican hair-do day tomorrow at work. I'm dreading it."