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Joke of the Day
"Whenever I game on my Note 7 I always have such a blast"
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"Women's magazines: Page 5: accept yourself for who you are Page 8: how to lose 10lbs in 1 week Page 12: best cake recipe"
"Charlie Sheen is HIV positive It seems he went from tiger blood to monkey blood."
"Quick question... How many Facebook pokes before it's okay to ask her to take a load to the face?"
"Two men walk into a bar.. The first man says I'll have an H20 The second man says I'll have an H20 too, the second man dies."
"My finger just touched a public toilet seat. I don't want to be all dramatic about it so I'll just say goodbye forever."
"What do you call a made-up orange? Pulp Fiction!"
"Ricky Gervais has sold the rights to do an 'adult' adaptation of 'The Office' to Vivid Picture. It will be called 'The Orifice'."
"Should I be worried? My son just filed the serial number off his squirt gun."
"[clown interview] Why become a professional clown? me: [picturing getting hit in the face with cream pies every day] um I like kids"