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Joke of the Day

"There are two fish in a tank... ...one is driving, the other one is operating the guns"

"I'm doing my own taxes so I'll probably be in jail this time next year."

"I'm not crazy; I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years."

"*stares into distance* Distance: Please stop staring. It's rude."

"A lesbian couple asked me if I would like to make them parents. I never thought adoption could be so exciting."

"Jose was embarassed of his weight. No weigh Jose"

"Why is the bicycle unable to stay up? Because it is two-tired!!!!"

"There was once a cat on Mars But Curiosity killed the cat"

"Why do mimes always lose arguments? They don't have a say in anything!"

"Have you heard about that cop that shot the black guy? Which one?"