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Joke of the Day

"If I ever open a bakery.... I will call it ""The Bread Pit"""

"Why was 56 scared? Because 28 8 1."

"Want to hear a joke about Russia? Soviet"

"How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? 3. 2 to die and 1 to never get over it. Heard while playing Arkham Knight"

"What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space? Illegal Aryans"

"Why do people like Hillary Clinton? When she can't even stand herself?"

"So a horse comes into a bar... wait crap, I meant a guy... So this horse cums in to a guy (credit to cyanide and happiness)"

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."

"I tried making jokes about people who don't go to the gym... ...but none of them worked out."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."