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Joke of the Day
"How do Batman's parents call him to dinner? They don't; they're dead."
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"What do you call an amorous vampire? A neck-romancer"
"What do you call a bunch of Christmas nuts bragging about their sex lives in a hotel lobby? Chestnuts boasting in an open foyer."
"What do you get when you cross an East African terrorist organisation with a fast food delicacy? Al-Kebab"
"What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court!!!"
"I was rescued after being exposed to the elements... I couldn't feel my fingers or toes, so I got the doctor to tell it to me straight. His reply: ""Once they go black, they never grow back."""
"Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team? She kept running away from the ball"
"What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms? Kung Pao Chicken"
"How do rabbis make money off of circumcisions? They get to keep the tips."
"Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent."