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Joke of the Day
"What's 1+1? 2"
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"Goal as a white guy 1)Pay taxes 2)Never say anything that may come across as racist 3)Find something clever to do with my arms when I dance."
"two fish are in a.... Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'"
"""knock knock."", ""Who's there?"", ""Allah"", ""allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"""
"What did the new KKK member say during his training? ""Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"""
"Kill the crackers...kill them all Old Man Ritz"
"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."
"This whole time I thought Ariana Grande was a font"
"Parallel Lines have so much in common It's a shame that they'll never meet"
"mall santas make me mad becuase its like as if we need another reason to give jobs to old white men"