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Joke of the Day
"If you don't know what a prefix is, don't worry. It's not the end of the word."
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"[interrogation] Bad Cop: *face way too close to Shakira's waistline* tell me what I want to know"
"Woman hit by train Whats a train doing in a kitchen? (Sexist but creative, not meant to offend anyone.)"
"So I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night... I should've put it on Aloha temperature."
"Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?"
"When i used to work for walgreens and the security system would go off the employees would say ""run!"" I guess it was the running joke."
"People call me peanut-butter... Because everywhere I go, folks be gettin' jelly."
"Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps? TOTEM POLE!!"
"What's 41 times 11? I can't find the answer anywhere."
"I heard you guys like nooses..... We should hang together!!"