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Joke of the Day
"She's so wrinkled, her mother was a Shar Pei."
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"Did you hear about the comedian who gave an old lady a defective piece of cooking equipment? He's known for his deadpan delivery."
"I'm so broke... I gotta jerk off the dog to feed the cat"
"What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal? Peas and hominy"
"What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take? Vitamin ""D""."
"Everyone keeps saying they hate the smell of moth balls But I just keep wondering how they spread those tiny legs apart."
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? ...he got the gas bill"
"A man recently felt funny and came over queasy... At which point he was asked to leave the local amateur production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
"Everyone's a contrarian these days... Well, except for me of course."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $60 to have a chickpea in my face."