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Joke of the Day
"What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's? Gold digging"
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"In my country you can't fight with corruption but you can deal with it."
"I told my girlfriend I was named after Thomas Jefferson. She said, ""Your name is Brian."" I said, ""Right. But I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson."""
"Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony? When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had ""To NY"" on their hats."
"My grocery list is just a piece of paper saying don't run into anyone you know"
"Have you heard of the new movie ""constipation""? It hasn't came out yet"
"The people in charge of hell sometimes visit North Korea just to exchange ideas."
"What do you call it when someone is raped by a bunch of ghosts? Boo-kakke"
"What do vegetarians masturbate to? Quornography."
"What did fettuccine say to rigatoni? Que pasta?"