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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"What is a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it be the arr but it's actually the sea"

"I've never smoked weed before but the frequency with which I pass out, hand in a bag of snack chips, leads me to believe I'd be good at it."

"What do you call a spider from Baghdad? An Iraqnid."

"I hate church with all the sitting, standing, and kneeling. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."

"I like my ex's like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer"

"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

"""Daddy, where are all the bastards?"" Puzzled, I looked at my four year old son in the mirror. ""What do you mean?"", I asked him. ""Well, when mummy is driving there are bastards everywhere."""

"Interviewer: Why did you apply for this job? Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me."

"Did you hear about that new lesbian reversal medicine? It's called Trycoxagin."