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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a spider from Baghdad? An Iraqnid."
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"What kind of tea does water make? Humiditea."
"Racism is deeply embedded in our culture My mom always told me to separate whites and colored before doing laundry"
"Try and tell me about your cleanse and I will whip out my pocket bacon and eat it right in front of you."
"No, 2013, you were not the worst year. But thank you for trying."
"What do you call two bees at the seaside? A B&B"
"What's the most bitter tea in existence? Reality *cries in the corner*"
"Everyone's dad turns down the radio when he misses a turn or gets lost like it was Tom Petty's fault or something."
"SORRY I REPLACED EVERYTHING IN YOUR FIRST AID KIT WITH BAGS OF BEEF JERKY YOU MIGHT BE MAD NOW BUT YOU'LL THANK ME LATER"
"An owl told me a great joke the other day. Oh man, *it was a hoot*!"