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Joke of the Day
"How did the snowman get happy? The snowblower came around"
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"What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !"
"My first broadway show was about puns. It was a play on words."
"Bought an elephant for my friends So I bought my friends an elephant for their room. They said ""Thank you."" I said ""Don't mention it."""
"What would happen if you shot Donald Trump in the rump? You'd hit Christi in the head!"
"Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in ""The Crown""? She probably gets royalties"
"My neighbors are drunk & climbing up the balcony. Or possibly being robbed. Whatever."
"What do you call 144 rotten eggs? Gross."
"People are lot less judgy when you say you ate an 'avocado salad' instead of a bowl of guacamole."
"Some people can have all the lights on and still be in the dark."