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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything? Because it was all on the house"
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"What's black, red, and blue all over? Rihanna."
"The scarecrow won employee of the month again... He's outstanding in his field."
"I am a unicorn hunter You don't see any unicorns around do you?"
"Is it wrong to watch porn alongside a Disney inspirational video? I'm not saying I did it I'm just wondering if I should stop"
"There's a fine line between myth and reality and booze blurs it nicely."
"What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East? No, YOU the bomb."
"[Wakes up to a mysterious noise] Lover, is that you? *Refrigerator hums loudly*"
"So I'm not allowed near petting zoos... .. Or as I prefer to call them, heavy petting zoos."
"Why do men fart more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure."